discover why over 2,000 Shorter Guys Switched To Short Shorts...

Discover why over 2,000 shorter men Switched to Short Shorts...

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Your Shorts Were Never Supposed To Fit You...

Think about it. Ever put on a pair of shorts and things just feel off?

They bunch up in weird places.

They look baggy, even if they’re “your size.”

They fall way too far down on your legs, making your legs look shorter than they really are.

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But here's what nobody tells you...

99% of brands don’t make clothes for men under 5’9”.


They actually build their clothes on 6'0" tall fit models and scale the sizing from there...

Leaving you looking awkward, shrunk down, and unproportional.

So We Fixed That.

(99999 is pronounced Fivenine - because this brand is for men 5'9" and under lol.)

Your Shorts Were Never Supposed To Fit You...

Think about it. Ever put on a pair of shorts and things just feel off?

They bunch up in weird places.

They look baggy, even if they’re “your size.”

They fall way too far down on your legs, making your legs look shorter than they really are.

But Here's What Nobody Tell's You...

99% of brands don’t make clothes for men under 5’9”.


They actually build their clothes on 6'0" tal fit models and scale the sizing from there...

Leaving you looking awkward, shrunk down, and unproportional.


So we fixed that...

Meet The First Premium Short Actually Designed For Shorter Men.

Proportionally Tapered Fit 

Designed for Confidence

Zipper Pockets

Premium Micro-Mesh Fabric

Meet The First Premium Short Made For Shorter Men...

Proportionally Tapered Fit 

Designed for Confidence

Zipper Pockets

Premium Micro-Mesh Fabric

Meet The First Premium Short Made For Shorter Men...

Proportionally Tapered Fit 

Designed for Confidence

Zipper Pockets

Premium Micro-Mesh Fabric

See For yourself

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But Don't Take Our Word For It... 

Over 2,000 Short Kings Have Made The Switch

"It’s great that there’s companies out there like 99999 that make products for us shorter guys. These mesh shorts are extremely comfortable, well-made, sized perfectly, and a steal at the price. If you want to show-off your hard leg-work in the gym, these are the shorts to get."

- Eric B.

"At the gym right now wearing these shorts and completely love them! They are light and comfy with the right amount of stretch in all the right places."

- Arthur P.

“ Love the length, nice to find some shorts that work with my shorter stature.”

-Wayland J.

COMPLIMENT YOUR HEIGHT

By having proportions in mind, our garments are designed to make you look taller.

LONG LASTING FABRICS

Garments that rival big brand quality with fits that will have you walking with confidence.

NEUTRAL COLORWAYS

Dark colors are good for 2 things. Making you look taller and clean repeat outfits.

The Everyday Short

$39.99
% OFF

4" Inseam

Cozy Waistband 

4" Inseam

Cozy Waistband 

Breathable

2 Zipper Pockets

Breathable

2 Zipper Pcokets

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Description

May we present a revised version of the short that started it all: The Mesh Short. 
 

Made with our signature mid-thigh fit to visually elongate your legs to make you look more proportional and less shrunk down. 
 

Made with an air-light micro-mesh fabric that provides all-day breathability without becoming see-through like traditional mesh shorts. 
 

This is the greatest active short ever created for men 5'9" and under...

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Benefits

  • Made from a 90% Polyester 10% Spandex micro mesh fabric that provides all day breathability and freedom of movement.
     
  • 2 deep zipper front pockets for safe storage
     
  • Sewn on tag to ensure nothing washes off over time.
     
  • High-mobility 4" Inseam fit for all day movement.

Shipping

All order ship within one day of being ordered excluding weekends.

 

All orders receive 2-5 day shipping through USPS or UPS so you can trust your gear makes it to you.

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Fivenine MESH SHORT

THEM

STANDARD SHORTS

Perfect mid-thigh length

Tailored to your proportions

Lightweight mesh that breathes

Engineered specifically for men 5'9" and under

When was the last time someone complimented your shorts? Not the brand name or the color – but how they actually fit you?


This is why our mid-thigh mesh shorts have become the cornerstone of wardrobes across the country. The perfect length. The ideal fit. Material that moves with you. They're not just shorts – they're a statement.

Frequently Asked Questions

How are these shorts different from other brands?

Our shorts are engineered from the ground up specifically for men 5'9" and under, with proportions that enhance rather than diminish your physique. This isn't marketing talk – it's why over 2,000 short kings have made the switch.

What's your return policy?

We offer a 30-day perfect fit guarantee. If these aren't the best-fitting shorts you've ever owned, return them for a full refund. With 230+ five-star reviews, we're confident you'll be keeping them.

How do I care for my shorts?

Machine wash cold, tumble dry low or even better; air dry. Our premium mesh fabric maintains its shape and feel wash after wash.

OUR GUARANTEE

If these aren't the best-fitting shorts you've ever owned, return them within 30-days & we'll refund your purchase – no questions asked.

 

Because we know they will be. Just ask our 230+ five-star reviewers.

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