99999 TRAINING TEAM T-shirt

Meet the most exclusive training team in the world. 

So exclusive you can't buy your way in. 

And don't even try bargaining. 

In fact, to be a part of this team you're membership is reserved upon birth as we only accept specific genetics. 

Meet the 99999 Training Team. Exclusive to men 5'9" and under. 

Now, this team wasn't made for the insecure short man. 

But rather the always confident, thoroughly driven short king. 

The type of man who keeps running after the marathon is complete. 

The type of man who's credit card never declines. 

And the type of man who's biggest problem is figuring out how many women he can fit into his 2 seater.